Sebastian
This poor schlub made the mistake of going five miles over the speed limit in Hero City.
This poor schlub made the mistake of going five miles over the speed limit in Hero City. As this was only a first offense, the Honorable Judge Judy Dreadful sentenced him to a mere five years of community service. These are his misadventures.
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Being normal
Sebastian
This poor schlub made the mistake of going five miles over the speed limit in Hero City. As this was only a first offense, the Honorable Judge Judy Dreadful sentenced him to a mere five years of community service. These are his misadventures.
Comic Appearances
Speed Limit
Episode 1 Sep 27, 2012
The Gig is Up
Episode 2 Oct 1, 2012
A Presumption of Innocence
Episode 3 Oct 8, 2012
Crime and …
Episode 4 Oct 9, 2012
Delicates
Episode 5 Oct 11, 2012
Any Club That Would Have Me
Episode 6 Oct 16, 2012
Any Port in a Storm
Episode 7 Oct 23, 2012
Stop Me if You've Heard This One
Episode 8 Oct 30, 2012
One Man's Trash
Episode 9 Nov 6, 2012
Radiant
Episode 10 Nov 13, 2012
Happy Thanksgiving from Damn Heroes
Episode thanksgiving-2012 Nov 20, 2012
Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow
Episode 11 Nov 27, 2012
Okay, who left the dimensional portal open again?
Episode 12 Dec 4, 2012
I Said I was Sorry
Episode 13 Dec 11, 2012
Friends May Come and Go, but Enemies Accumulate
Episode 14 Dec 18, 2012
Twas One of Those Nights
Episode xmas-2012 Dec 23, 2012
Out With the Old
Episode new-year-2013 Dec 30, 2012
Conspiracy
Episode 15 Jan 8, 2013
Labstyles of the Vile and Villainous
Episode 16 Jan 15, 2013
Everyone Has to Start Somewhere
Episode 17 Jan 22, 2013
Even Evil Doctors Get the Blues
Episode 18 Jan 29, 2013
I'm Gonna Hug Him, and Squeeze Him, and Call Him George
Episode valentines-2013 Feb 12, 2013
A Place to Call My Own
Episode 21 Feb 26, 2013
Its Bigger on the Inside
Episode 22 Mar 5, 2013
Dating is Such Sweet Sorrow
Episode 23 Mar 12, 2013
What a Tangled Web
Episode 24 Mar 19, 2013
Snugglebunny
Episode 25 Mar 26, 2013
Rembrandt I Ain't
Episode april-fools-2013 Mar 31, 2013
Careful What You Ask For
Episode 26 Apr 2, 2013
Do Not Pass Go
Episode 27 Apr 9, 2013
Be Home by 8:30
Episode 28 Apr 16, 2013
Strange Bedfellows
Episode 29 Apr 23, 2013
That Was Premature
Episode 30 Apr 30, 2013
Where Are We Going To Find Rubber Pants Our Size?
Episode 31 May 7, 2013
I’d Like a Serving of Community with a Side of Sarcasm
Episode 32 May 14, 2013
How Old Are You Now?
Episode 33 May 21, 2013
Sounds Like Someone Has Abandonment Issues
Episode 34 May 28, 2013
Do You Want To Talk About It?
Episode 35 Jun 4, 2013
Kirby Wuz Here
Episode 36 Jun 11, 2013
Cluckin' A!
Episode 37 Jun 18, 2013
Cluck Shot First!
Episode 38 Jun 25, 2013
Spirit of '76
Episode july-fourth-2013 Jul 2, 2013
What's in a Name?
Episode 39 Jul 9, 2013
Hoarders: The Evil Doctor Edition
Episode 40 Jul 16, 2013
That Tingling Feeling is How You Know it's Working
Episode 41 Jul 23, 2013
I Feel Like Chicken Tonight
Episode 43 Aug 6, 2013
Winners Never Quit
Episode 44 Aug 13, 2013
Meet Bob
Episode 45 Aug 27, 2013
High in Fiber
Episode 46 Sep 3, 2013
You're Supposed to say `Who's There`
Episode 47 Sep 10, 2013
Don’t Try This At Home
Episode 48 Sep 17, 2013
A Mystery Pummeled by an Enigma
Episode 49 Sep 24, 2013
That Not So Fresh Feeling
Episode 50 Oct 1, 2013
Did You Get a New Hairdo?
Episode 51 Oct 8, 2013
Dreadlocks
Episode 52 Oct 15, 2013
All Alone in the Moonlight
Episode 53 Oct 22, 2013
A Picture Says a Thousand Things You Didn't Want to Tell Anyone
Episode 54 Oct 29, 2013
Apology Not Accepted
Episode 55 Nov 5, 2013
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Episode 56 Nov 12, 2013
Where’s My Parade?
Episode 57 Nov 19, 2013
Not Exactly Millions of Voices
Episode 58 Nov 26, 2013
Here’s Johnny!
Episode 59 Dec 3, 2013
Slow News Day
Episode 60 Dec 10, 2013
Just Say No
Episode 61 Dec 17, 2013
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal
Episode xmas-2013 Dec 24, 2013
Off to a Slow Start
Episode 62 Jan 7, 2014
Watch Out Man!
Episode 63 Jan 14, 2014
If You Can't Beat Them…
Episode 64 Jan 21, 2014
A good man always knows his limitations
Episode 65 Jan 28, 2014
What is the Sound of One Opposite Generating?
Episode 66 Feb 4, 2014
Sibling Rivalry
Episode 67 Feb 11, 2014
That's Despicable!
Episode 68 Feb 18, 2014
The Sincerest Form of Flattery
Episode 69 Feb 25, 2014
Like a Big Pizza Pie
Episode 70 Mar 4, 2014
Nothing Personal
Episode 74 Apr 8, 2014
A Thousand Channels And Nothing Is On
Episode 75 Apr 15, 2014
Alcohol Preserves Everything Except Dignity
Episode 77 Apr 29, 2014
Happiness is a Warm Blanket
Episode 78 May 6, 2014
Hiding in Plane Sight
Episode 79 May 13, 2014
I wonder if this is how Nomad felt…?
Episode 80 May 20, 2014
It Isn't Polite To Stare
Episode 84 Jun 10, 2014
Good Help is Hard to Find
Episode 84 Jun 17, 2014
Pax Super-Sapiens
Episode 90 Jul 29, 2014
Happy Trails
Episode 91 Aug 5, 2014
Know When to Fold 'Em
Episode 92 Aug 12, 2014
Sucks To Be You
Episode 93 Aug 19, 2014
I Didn't Get A Harrumph From That Guy!
Episode 94 Aug 26, 2014
Game Over, Man! Game Over!
Episode 95 Sep 2, 2014
No Paddle For You
Episode 96 Sep 9, 2014
Don't Try This At Home, Kids!
Episode 97 Sep 16, 2014
The Price is Wrong
Episode 99 Sep 29, 2014
Heal Thyself
Episode 100 Oct 7, 2014
Stop Me If You've Heard This One
Episode 101 Oct 14, 2014
Bert's Revenge
Episode 102 Oct 21, 2014
With a Little Help From My Friends
Episode 103 Oct 28, 2014
Just Snapping a Quick Selfie
Episode 104 Nov 4, 2014
I’m All Over Social Media
Episode 105 Nov 11, 2014
Found Him!
Episode 106 Nov 18, 2014
Try, Try Again
Episode 107 Dec 2, 2014
Do Not Arouse the Wrath of the Great and Powerful Oz
Episode 109 Dec 16, 2014
Constructive Criticism
Episode 110 Jan 6, 2015
Abracadabra
Episode 112 Jan 20, 2015
Break on Through
Episode 116 Feb 24, 2015
Finally, A Straight Answer
Episode 117 Mar 10, 2015
Not Batman
Episode 118 Mar 17, 2015
Minions. Why did it have to be Minions?
Episode 122 Apr 21, 2015
And she smelled of elderberries
Episode 170 Apr 12, 2016
Even more ripping off the classics
Episode 171 Apr 26, 2016
Wheel of Morality Says: Eat more fiber!
Episode 172 May 3, 2016
Oathbreaker
Episode 173 May 10, 2016
Side effects include
Episode 174 May 17, 2016
We should pull over for gas
Episode 180 Jun 28, 2016
Couldn’t hit the broadside of a…
Episode 184 Jul 26, 2016
I Don’t Have a Square to Spare
Episode 185 Aug 2, 2016
Gonna Fly Now
Episode 186 Aug 9, 2016
Mission One Eight Seven
Episode 187 Aug 16, 2016
Faceless No Longer
Episode 188 Aug 23, 2016
And don’t come down until you’re ready to apologize!
Episode 189 Aug 30, 2016
The Sebastian Confrontation
Episode 190 Sep 6, 2016
Life Finds a Way
Episode 191 Sep 13, 2016
Nothing wrong with a bit of bribery between friends
Episode 192 Sep 20, 2016
Widdle Wiggy Woogums
Episode 193 Sep 27, 2016
Sometimes the Laundry Sorts You
Episode 194 Oct 4, 2016
Circle of Life
Episode 195 Oct 11, 2016
Snards. Its what’s for dinner.
Episode 196 Oct 18, 2016
Don’t blow your wig
Episode 197 Nov 1, 2016
10,000 ways that won’t work
Episode 198 Nov 8, 2016
In Hero City, Turkeys Eat You!
Episode thanksgiving-2016 Nov 22, 2016
If You Could Go Ahead and Do That…That’d be Greeeeaaat!
Episode 203 Jan 3, 2017
Why Put Off Tomorrow What You Can Do Today
Episode 204 Jan 10, 2017
PC Load Letter? What the F@#$ does that mean?
Episode 205 Jan 17, 2017
Night gathers, and now my watch begins.
Episode 206 Jan 24, 2017
Light ‘Em Up
Episode 207 Jan 31, 2017
And I thought he smelled bad on the outside
Episode 208 Feb 7, 2017
That’s the Power of Pine-Sol, Baby!
Episode 209 Feb 21, 2017
Yo soy la noche
Episode 210 Feb 28, 2017
I’ve seen enough hentai to know what happens next…
Episode 211 Mar 7, 2017
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
Episode 212 Mar 14, 2017
And now I forgot my social security number!
Episode 218 May 9, 2017
A Crummy Caper
Episode 219 May 16, 2017
I Said Good Day Sir!
Episode 220 May 23, 2017
In Hero City, the Dogs Grill You
Episode 226 Jul 4, 2017
I don’t think Santa does exchanges
Episode xmas-2017-2 Dec 26, 2017
Have a safe Fourth of July
Episode july-fourth-2018 Jul 3, 2018
Maybe if you hum a few bars?
Episode 273 Jul 10, 2018
Don’t ask about the cheese…
Episode 274 Jul 17, 2018
Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into, Stanley
Episode 275 Jul 24, 2018
Sometimes you need lackeys in bulk
Episode 276 Jul 31, 2018
I’m a doctor not an orthographer!
Episode 278 Aug 14, 2018
I think his ears look funny
Episode 281 Sep 4, 2018
He’s getting real good at it, too.
Episode 282 Sep 11, 2018
He’s getting hip to the get down
Episode 283 Sep 18, 2018
Kiss me like you miss me
Episode 284 Sep 25, 2018
Heaven help you if they’re not in season!
Episode 285 Oct 2, 2018
At least she’s not asking for brunch…
Episode 286 Oct 9, 2018
Some situations are seldom swashed swiftly when buckles are bitterly battered
Episode 289 Nov 6, 2018
So long, True Believer!
Episode tribute-stan-lee Nov 13, 2018
If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Episode 290 Nov 27, 2018
Sleeping the sleep of the innocent, despite myself
Episode 292 Dec 11, 2018
I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob
Episode 293 Dec 18, 2018
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree…
Episode xmas-2018 Dec 25, 2018
Clean up your act before I get back!
Episode 294 Jan 8, 2019
It’s like the eye follows you wherever you go.
Episode 295 Jan 15, 2019
I haven’t had a decent sacrifice in ages
Episode 296 Jan 22, 2019
I couldn’t carrot all
Episode 297 Jan 29, 2019
Now he’s the Atomized Avenger
Episode 298 Feb 5, 2019
There go the best fries in Hero City
Episode 299 Feb 19, 2019
Everybody wants to be a star
Episode 300 Feb 26, 2019
You’re gonna be in trouble when mom gets home.
Episode 301 Mar 5, 2019
Lights out on Cell Block D
Episode 302 Mar 12, 2019
He’s a big fan
Episode 304 Mar 26, 2019
That’s some heavy funk
Episode 305 Apr 2, 2019
Some say it’s still at large till this very day…
Episode 306 Apr 9, 2019
The muse has struck
Episode 310 May 7, 2019
Gesundheit!
Episode 311 May 14, 2019
Your Freudian slip is showing…
Episode 312 May 21, 2019
Time to make the donuts.
Episode 313 May 28, 2019
In Hero City, egg beats you!
Episode 314 Jun 4, 2019
Wait, people actually read this comic?
Episode 315 Jun 11, 2019
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Episode 316 Jun 18, 2019
Give That Monkey A Typewriter!
Episode 317 Jun 25, 2019
How do you make a goth giggle?
Episode 319 Jul 9, 2019
If you keep making that face, it’ll stay that way.
Episode 320 Jul 16, 2019
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Episode 321 Jul 23, 2019
Gonna need a steamer to get that out.
Episode 322 Jul 30, 2019
We want the funk.
Episode 323 Aug 6, 2019
Stuck in the middle with you.
Episode 324 Aug 13, 2019
Don’t go getting all choked up now.
Episode 325 Aug 20, 2019
Avoid the prat-falls of comedy.
Episode 326 Aug 27, 2019
I think he’s finally getting it
Episode 327 Sep 3, 2019
This is why I take baths.
Episode 346 Jan 28, 2020
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
Episode 347 Feb 4, 2020
Hush now, Mama’s here
Episode 378 Sep 15, 2020
I’ve got something in my eye
Episode 379 Sep 22, 2020
For a nice and shiny coat…
Episode 385 Nov 3, 2020
Twisted up like a Rubik’s Cubist
Episode 389 Dec 8, 2020
No chance of parole now…
Episode 396 May 4, 2021
It’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone
Episode 399 May 25, 2021
How do you plead?
Episode 400 Jun 1, 2021
That’s not write…
Episode 411 Aug 17, 2021
I have the power!
Episode 412 Aug 24, 2021
Dammit Jim!
Episode 414 Sep 7, 2021
You can’t expect much from us.
Episode 416 Sep 21, 2021
That was easy!
Episode 421 Oct 26, 2021
Not the Bees!
Episode 422 Nov 2, 2021
Freaky Friday?
Episode 424 Nov 16, 2021
Make like a tree and GTFO
Episode 425 Nov 30, 2021
Am I supposed to be punishing myself?
Episode 426 Dec 7, 2021
Like, Take a Chill Pill
Episode 427 Dec 14, 2021
What's worse than naughty?
Episode xmas-2021 Dec 21, 2021
Seriously. When will this end?
Episode new-years-2022 Dec 28, 2021
Same Crap, Different Year
Episode 428 Jan 4, 2022
We always call each other Gopherllas
Episode 435 Feb 22, 2022
I hear they’re scruffy lookin’
Episode 437 Mar 8, 2022
Smell ya later.
Episode 438 Mar 15, 2022
At least they wore seatbelts
Episode 439 Mar 22, 2022
Rock the Cantina
Episode 440 Mar 29, 2022
Same damn time…same damn channel
Episode 441 Apr 5, 2022
Bros before heroes
Episode 442 Apr 12, 2022
What day is it?
Episode four-twenty-2022 Apr 19, 2022
It’s not me, it’s you.
Episode 443 Apr 26, 2022
Heinously Sad
Episode 444 May 3, 2022
Why the long face?
Episode 445 May 10, 2022
Bark at the moon
Episode 446 May 17, 2022
It’s dark. And we’re wearing sunglasses.
Episode 447 May 24, 2022
Definitely not a bird
Episode 448 May 31, 2022
It’s not the fall that’ll kill you
Episode 449 Jun 7, 2022
And we’re running now.
Episode 450 Jun 14, 2022
No Capes!
Episode 451 Jun 21, 2022
I bet this never happens to Clark Kent
Episode 452 Jun 28, 2022
I don’t think the disguise is working…
Episode 453 Jul 5, 2022
Get off our lawn, youngin’
Episode 454 Jul 12, 2022
With a Minor in Dastardly Arts
Episode 455 Jul 19, 2022
Nothing gets by you…
Episode 457 Aug 2, 2022
You don’t have to go home, but…
Episode 458 Aug 9, 2022
As Seen on TV
Episode 460 Aug 23, 2022
Definitely Number Two
Episode 461 Aug 30, 2022
Not my best work…
Episode 462 Sep 6, 2022
Mark loves extra mayo and pickles
Episode 463 Sep 13, 2022
Should we tell him we lost track?
Episode 464 Sep 20, 2022
Forcing creative work is like forcing a fart…
Episode 465 Sep 27, 2022
I’m a writer, not a laborer.
Episode 466 Oct 4, 2022
Attack The Block
Episode 467 Oct 11, 2022
Kickstart My Heart
Episode 468 Oct 18, 2022
The Usual Anxiety
Episode 469 Oct 25, 2022
From hell’s heart I stab at thee
Episode 470 Nov 1, 2022
Hold on a minute…
Episode 471 Nov 8, 2022
Out of this world
Episode 472 Nov 15, 2022
Guten Tag Krankenschwester
Episode 473 Nov 22, 2022
Keeping on Track
Episode 474 Nov 29, 2022
Instructions Unclear
Episode 475 Dec 6, 2022
He’s got the glow
Episode 476 Dec 13, 2022
I’m all outta bubblegum
Episode 477 Dec 20, 2022
We’ve actually heard worse pitches
Episode 478 Dec 27, 2022
I’m out.
Episode 479 Jan 3, 2023
Don’t You (Forget About Me)
Episode 480 Jan 10, 2023
Out of the pan…
Episode 481 Jan 17, 2023
La Femelle Fatale
Episode 482 Jan 24, 2023
Nobody calls me…chicken
Episode 483 Jan 31, 2023
Obsession
Episode 484 Feb 7, 2023
Are we expecting more than one?
Episode 485 Feb 14, 2023
Elaine’s Revenge
Episode 486 Feb 21, 2023
Crikey what a drongo
Episode 487 Feb 28, 2023
Kentucky Fried Cluck
Episode 488 Mar 7, 2023
He’ll be back, right?
Episode 489 Mar 14, 2023
Well that escalated QUICKLY
Episode 490 Mar 21, 2023
You stay classy Hero City
Episode 491 Mar 28, 2023
When will it end?
Episode 492 Apr 4, 2023
Have you tried anvils?
Episode 493 Apr 11, 2023
Not laughing WITH you…
Episode 494 Apr 18, 2023
Leave No Witnesses
Episode 495 Apr 25, 2023
Now with more cannon fodder
Episode 496 May 2, 2023
Barely got to know him
Episode 497 May 9, 2023
Plug it back in and maybe it’ll work
Episode 498 May 16, 2023
We got a runner!
Episode 499 May 23, 2023
A road much traveled
Episode 500 May 30, 2023
Do I need a breath mint?
Episode 501 Jun 6, 2023
Which way is he going?
Episode 502 Jun 13, 2023
What has he been eating?
Episode 503 Jun 20, 2023
I’m not falling for this again.
Episode 504 Jun 27, 2023
Act First. Plan Never.
Episode 507 Jul 18, 2023
Beats solving your problems
Episode 511 Aug 15, 2023
What a bunch of dummies.
Episode 512 Aug 22, 2023
The resemblance is uncanny!
Episode 513 Aug 29, 2023
I could park this car in the shadow of his…
Episode 514 Sep 5, 2023
Don't tase me bro!
Episode 515 Sep 12, 2023
Everything but the kitchen sink.
Episode 516 Sep 19, 2023
Don’t make me come in there!
Episode 517 Sep 26, 2023