Panel 1: Inside a bar, several patrons are gathered. Captain Righteous in his red and blue suit smiles to the side. Behind him, a man in a metallic helmet and blue cape is seen from the back. Next to him, a superhero in a red luchador mask raises a fist. The Bartender, in a green 'R' shirt, laughs loudly, holding a beer bottle and a glass. In the background, Ms. Cheatah and Sebastian watch from a shelf.Panel 2: Ms. Cheatah, in her cheetah-print outfit, sits at the bar, holding a cocktail. She looks at Sebastian, who is slumped over the bar, resting his head in his hand with a dejected expression. A glass is in front of him.Panel 3: A close-up of Ms. Cheatah and Sebastian. Ms. Cheatah is behind Sebastian, embracing his shoulders and leaning in with a sly, wide smile. Sebastian has a disturbing, wide grin, with narrowed eyes and prominent lines on his face.Panel 4: Ms. Cheatah is walking away from the bar, looking back over her shoulder with an exasperated expression. She carries a small purse and a wallet. Sebastian remains seated at the bar stool in the background, looking forlorn again in an otherwise empty bar.

Want to read this on paper? Buy the damn book.

Here’s Johnny!

Ah, good ol’ Jack. There is a guy you can always depend on to bring the creepy. Before Heath crushed the Joker role, Nicholson set the bar pretty damn high. I won’t argue who did a better job, but you can’t dispute some of the awesome one-liners the man has had in his career.

Also mad props to Alex for creating a great expression for Sebastian in panel 3. Points to the first person who recognizes it and posts it here. Heck, maybe we’ll even send you something. Impress us.

-Mark

Remember. Huuuuuuuh. You. Heeee. Are my number one. Heeeeee. Guy!

-Mr. Napier, Esq.

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sebastian ms-cheatah the-bartender captain-righteous
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Panel 1

Inside a bar, several patrons are gathered. Captain Righteous in his red and blue suit smiles to the side. Behind him, a man in a metallic helmet and blue cape is seen from the back. Next to him, a superhero in a red luchador mask raises a fist. The Bartender, in a green 'R' shirt, laughs loudly, holding a beer bottle and a glass. In the background, Ms. Cheatah and Sebastian watch from a shelf.

Ms. Cheatah: What's up with them?

Sebastian: Doctor Entropy abandoned our world or the universe or Something...

Panel 2

Ms. Cheatah, in her cheetah-print outfit, sits at the bar, holding a cocktail. She looks at Sebastian, who is slumped over the bar, resting his head in his hand with a dejected expression. A glass is in front of him.

Ms. Cheatah: Anyway, She's gone.

Ms. Cheatah: So why aren't you celebrating?

Sebastian: She was my only friend in this crazy city.

Sebastian: I think I might have helped push her out the door.

Panel 3

A close-up of Ms. Cheatah and Sebastian. Ms. Cheatah is behind Sebastian, embracing his shoulders and leaning in with a sly, wide smile. Sebastian has a disturbing, wide grin, with narrowed eyes and prominent lines on his face.

Ms. Cheatah: Yeah, but think of all the stuff she left behind...

Sebastian: OOOO, she does have all those wonderful toys!

Sebastian: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Panel 4

Ms. Cheatah is walking away from the bar, looking back over her shoulder with an exasperated expression. She carries a small purse and a wallet. Sebastian remains seated at the bar stool in the background, looking forlorn again in an otherwise empty bar.

Ms. Cheatah: That's it, I'm leaving.