Wheel of Morality Says: Eat more fiber!
May the Fourth be with you…Look at what we did last time for Star Wars
-Alex “Your Father’s Nephew’s Cousin’s Brother’s Former Roommate’s Landlord”
I think we created this strip purely so we could use the word tochus. Totally worth it. Enjoy!
-Mark “Complete Meshuggeneh”
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Panel 1
Doctor Entropy, cloaked in purple, stands facing Sebastian, who holds a white mug and looks distressed, gesturing with open hands. Cluck, a green muscular chicken in torn purple shorts, is partially visible on the far right, seated and looking downcast. The background is a purple wall and gray floor.
Doctor Entropy: And what have we learned?
Sebastian: Leave messing with nature and her delicate balance to the professionals.
Panel 2
Cluck, the green muscular chicken, is seated on the left against a purple wall, looking depressed with arms crossed. Ethan, a large brown teddy bear wearing a hat and vest, is seated on the right, biting into a red heart-shaped object.
Cluck: And what else?
Ethan: I'm unique and special and don't need reboots to be cool.
Panel 3
Cluck, Sebastian, and Ethan are seated on a white background. Cluck is cross-armed and looks glum. Sebastian holds his head in his hands, looking distraught, with a mug labelled "# Sh!" on the ground in front of him. Ethan, a teddy bear, is biting into a red treat. The comic's title banner starts at the top right.
Narrator: Wheel of Mora
Cluck: And?
Sebastian: Er...
Sebastian: Uh...
Ethan: Um...
Panel 4
Sebastian is seated on a light blue background, smiling broadly and raising his left index finger. He holds a white mug with "#1 Schmuck" written on it. The comic's title banner is completed at the top right.
Narrator: rality says: Eat more fiber!
Sebastian: Uh... I guess that I don't want to be the tochus again.