Panel 1: Doctor Entropy, wearing purple robes and a metallic mask, stands between a blonde young man in a green shirt and a large muscular green chicken. The chicken has its arms crossed and a pile of yellow feathers lies on the ground nearby.Panel 2: The muscular green chicken, Cluck, stands in a hallway, looking from side to side and holding a Rubik's Cube. A sign on the wall reads 'FAILED DOOMSDAY DEVICES.' Sebastian, a blonde young man in a green shirt, stands facing the sign with his back to the viewer. A small furry creature, resembling a gremlin, flies away to the left.Panel 3: The comic's title 'HOARDERS: THE EVIL DOCTOR EDITION' appears at the top. Doctor Entropy, in purple robes and a metallic mask, holds a large cardboard box labeled 'TRANSMOGRIFIER' with an arrow pointing up and 'This End Up'. Cluck, the muscular green chicken, looks angrily at the box, while Doctor Entropy looks at it with a slight smile.

Hoarders: The Evil Doctor Edition

Ah the dreaded spork. Bane of both the soup and the person looking to just eat a decent meal. I still hate it when I’m forced to use one at some sad little restaurant that refuses to just buy two sets of utensils. Owners, I promise it won’t force you to send your kids to community college instead of State U. That fact that they don’t apply themselves will take care of that.

On a seperate note, I miss Calvin and Hobbes so I felt compelled to put a brief homage in this strip to Bill Watterson’s smart ass duo. If you missed it, google transmogrifier. Its a great run of strips. Anyway, hope you enjoy today’s comic.

-Mark

BTW, I just spell checked this. Apparently “transmogrifier” is a real word. Who knew?

I have a Titanium Spork hanging on my wall, in case of emergencies. It’s rather useful.

-Mark

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sebastian doctor-entropy cluck
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Panel 1

Doctor Entropy, wearing purple robes and a metallic mask, stands between a blonde young man in a green shirt and a large muscular green chicken. The chicken has its arms crossed and a pile of yellow feathers lies on the ground nearby.

Doctor Entropy: OK Roger, I'll help turn you back into a chicken. I think I have something that will do in the lab

Cluck: Alright, but I'm watching you. No funny stuff!

Panel 2

The muscular green chicken, Cluck, stands in a hallway, looking from side to side and holding a Rubik's Cube. A sign on the wall reads 'FAILED DOOMSDAY DEVICES.' Sebastian, a blonde young man in a green shirt, stands facing the sign with his back to the viewer. A small furry creature, resembling a gremlin, flies away to the left.

Cluck: It has to be around here somewhere.

Cluck: Ah hah! Here it is!

Narrator: FAILED DOOMSDAY DEVICES

Panel 3

The comic's title 'HOARDERS: THE EVIL DOCTOR EDITION' appears at the top. Doctor Entropy, in purple robes and a metallic mask, holds a large cardboard box labeled 'TRANSMOGRIFIER' with an arrow pointing up and 'This End Up'. Cluck, the muscular green chicken, looks angrily at the box, while Doctor Entropy looks at it with a slight smile.

Narrator: HOARDERS: THE EVIL DOCTOR EDITION

Cluck: A cardboard box! What do you think this is, Imagination Time?!?!

Narrator: TRANSMOGRIFIER

Narrator: This End Up

Doctor Entropy: So that's where sporks come from.