Why the long face?

If I had a quarter for every time I was told to “just go outside and play…” Thinking back on it, I wish someone would tell me that now. If they did though, they’d probably lock the door behind me.

-Mark “I have a key now, you know.”

Please tell me I didn’t imagine a space western cartoon with a talking cyber-horse…
-Alex “Has vague memories of a childhood”