Panel 1: Sebastian, a young man in an orange community-service jumpsuit, stands on a grassy roadside, holding a rake and next to a black trash bag and piles of litter. A red minivan and a purple car are on the road behind him. Captain Righteous, in his red-and-blue superhero suit with a yellow 'R' emblem, stands to Sebastian's right, hands on his hips. A pizza box lies near Captain Righteous's feet.Panel 2: Sebastian, in his orange jumpsuit, throws his hands up in exasperation, facing Captain Righteous. Captain Righteous stands with his hands on his hips, looking at Sebastian with a slightly annoyed expression. The roadside is still littered with trash.Panel 3: Sebastian, red-faced and yelling, leans forward angrily at Captain Righteous. Captain Righteous looks away dismissively, an irritated expression on his face. They are still on the littered roadside.Panel 4: Sebastian, seen from behind in his orange jumpsuit, faces a judge's bench. Behind the bench is Captain Righteous, wearing a judicial wig, a visor over his eyes, and what appears to be a blue version of his superhero costume with shoulder pads and small pink bows. He scowls fiercely. Next to him stands a hooded executioner figure in a blue outfit, holding a large axe. The bench has 'ORDER LAW' written on it.

How do you plead?

Oh snap, it’s Judge Judy Dreddfull!
-Alex “Keeper of THE LAW!”

Guilty, guilty, GUILTY!!!! Sorry, I was just sharing my feelings…What’s going on with Sebastian now?

Mark “Feels shame for many, many things”

Characters:

sebastian captain-righteous

Tags:

#strip #episode-400
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Panel 1

Sebastian, a young man in an orange community-service jumpsuit, stands on a grassy roadside, holding a rake and next to a black trash bag and piles of litter. A red minivan and a purple car are on the road behind him. Captain Righteous, in his red-and-blue superhero suit with a yellow 'R' emblem, stands to Sebastian's right, hands on his hips. A pizza box lies near Captain Righteous's feet.

Sebastian: You know, I think I liked doing community service from home much better.

Captain Righteous: Cease your griping, layabout! You've never had it so good.

Panel 2

Sebastian, in his orange jumpsuit, throws his hands up in exasperation, facing Captain Righteous. Captain Righteous stands with his hands on his hips, looking at Sebastian with a slightly annoyed expression. The roadside is still littered with trash.

Sebastian: That's not true! You make me do soul crushing work everyday, even on weekends.

Captain Righteous: And are you not compensated fairly for your time?

Panel 3

Sebastian, red-faced and yelling, leans forward angrily at Captain Righteous. Captain Righteous looks away dismissively, an irritated expression on his face. They are still on the littered roadside.

Sebastian: As a matter of fact, no. I'm not paid at all. You've had me working for free because I went five miles over the speed limit... ONE TIME!

Captain Righteous: Eh, tell a judge.

Panel 4

Sebastian, seen from behind in his orange jumpsuit, faces a judge's bench. Behind the bench is Captain Righteous, wearing a judicial wig, a visor over his eyes, and what appears to be a blue version of his superhero costume with shoulder pads and small pink bows. He scowls fiercely. Next to him stands a hooded executioner figure in a blue outfit, holding a large axe. The bench has 'ORDER LAW' written on it.

Narrator: How do you plead?

Captain Righteous: Grrrr...

Sebastian: Eek!