

Game Over, Man! Game Over!
I was watching a show where a performer regularly put his head between the jaws of a “trained” alligator. Naturally, he found out that there are only so many times you can put your head inside a gator’s mouth and come out unscathed. Apparently after fracturing every bone in his head and nearly dying, he opted to come back and perform again the next day. With the same trick. With the same alligator. Something tells me Sebastian won’t be volunteering for circus duty again any time soon.
A brief aside – if you’ve been digging Damn Heroes and want to show your support we’ve got tee shirts, kid’s fun books and a bunch of other cool stuff in our store. We’d certainly appreciate it if you took a look. Thanks, hope you enjoyed today’s strip!
-Mark
To add to Mark’s shameless plea for cash, we’re also looking into using Patreon (Alex is already on Patreon) to help generate some extra funding for Wayward Raven and Damn Heroes. Any donations or contributions will only be used for producing more books, merchandise and artwork. We will not use any donated funds for booze, tobacco or liaisons of questionable morality. Seriously, would we lie?
-Alex “Help Me Quit My Day Job” Sapountzis
Show dialogue
Panel 1
A young blonde man in a green t-shirt and blue jeans, identified as Sebastian, points angrily at Captain Righteous, a muscular superhero in a red-and-blue suit with a yellow 'R' emblem and cape. Captain Righteous stands with his arms crossed, looking annoyed. The background is a plain gray wall.
Sebastian: Circus?!? Hero City has a circus?
Captain Righteous: No, no, I don't care. I'm not doing it.
Captain Righteous: That's where I draw the line.
Panel 2
Captain Righteous, the superhero, is holding a struggling Sebastian mid-air by green ropes that bind his body. Sebastian, with multiple arms flailing and a distressed expression, wears his green t-shirt and jeans. Captain Righteous looks stern. The background remains a plain gray wall.
Captain Righteous: I'm afraid you have no choice, evildoer. The court has ordered your appearance, with or without your cooperation.
Sebastian: Put me down! Let me go!
Panel 3
Sebastian is tied to a wooden post, looking terrified, with a large purple Xenomorph-like alien leaning in towards his head from atop an orange and black barrel. To the left, a ringmaster with a top hat, mustache, and whip looks towards the alien. The panel's title text appears at the top.
Narrator: GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!
Sebastian: Eep