Heinously Sad
Not sure if a rebound is the healthiest thing to do after a break up, but what do I know?
-Alex “King of Bad Decisions”
I don’t know, is there a Tinder for Superhero-Villain Teamups?
-Mark “Asking for a friend”
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Panel 1
Captain Heinous, with white hair and a green shirt, looks into a mirror. His reflection, a superhero figure with a purple mask and green cape, looks sad and clutches his chest. The background is a checkered pattern of orange and beige.
Captain Heinous: --sigh--
Panel 2
Captain Heinous, wearing white briefs with rainbow stripes, a green cape, and a purple mask, sits slumped on a brown couch. He holds a brown bottle in his right hand and has a sad expression. The background is a plain beige wall.
Captain Heinous: --sigh--
Panel 3
A hand holds a smartphone, displaying a contact list. Visible contacts include 'MS. CHEATAH,' 'DR. ENTROPY,' 'CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS,' 'ANNOYING KID,' and 'THE BARTENDER.' The background is a solid light green.
Captain Heinous: --sigh--
Panel 4
Captain Heinous is still on the couch, surrounded by several empty brown bottles and pizza boxes. Lady Heinous, a woman with white hair, a green dress with an orange collar, and purple earrings, stands next to him, gesturing with exasperation.
Lady Heinous: Enough moping! Just go out and find another superhero to team up with. That always used to work for me.
Captain Heinous: --sigh--