I’ve seen enough hentai to know what happens next…
They skip and hold hands? Gaze lovingly into each other’s eyes? Maybe just Netflix and chill? The title of this one is just plain confusing.
Mark “Mr. Facetious”
True story. I once dressed as a tentacle monster for an anime con. Best time I ever had. Although now I’m required to stay 500 yards away from any sailor scouts. The price we pay for authenticity.
-Alex “愚者の王”
Didn’t they have that restraining order before you put on the costume?
-Mark “Totally not facetious now”
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Panel 1
Captain Righteous, a superhero in a blue and red suit with a yellow emblem and cape, is shown from the back, struggling with a chain wrapped around a yellow pipe. He has black hair. Facing him, Sebastian, a man with blonde hair and an angry expression, wearing a brown jacket over a green shirt, looks at him.
Sebastian: C’mon, I want to get out of here. What took you so long?
Captain Righteous: Not so fast, I need to inspect your work first.
Panel 2
Captain Righteous and Sebastian are seen from behind, looking down at a dark, amorphous blob on a grey floor. The background is a plain grey wall.
Sebastian: What’s this?
Captain Righteous: I don't know. It wasn't there a minute ago.
Panel 3
Sebastian is now tied up with thick black ropes and gagged, struggling while sitting on the dark, blob-like object from the previous panel. Captain Righteous stands in front of him, looking down with a disappointed expression.
Captain Righteous: I can see you didn't take this very seriously. I guess I’ll have to put the lock back on for another night.
Sebastian: Mmmpphh! Mmmppphh!!!
Captain Righteous: Yeah, I’m pretty disappointed too…