Snards. Its what’s for dinner.
I must have written this in a weak moment. It was probably late at night and I was overly tired. Maybe I was sleep-writing. There really is no other way to explain letting Sebastian win one. I’m sorry folks, I promise it won’t happen again.
-Mark “Goint to go get some zees”
Seriously…What the smeg is a snard?
-Alex “In need of a dictionary”
Dinner. It’s what’s for dinner.
-Mark “Snards spokesman”
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Panel 1
Captain Righteous, a superhero in a red and blue suit with an 'R' emblem, smiles while addressing a young man named Sebastian. Sebastian, wearing a green t-shirt and blue jeans, looks dejected. In the foreground, Doctor Entropy, cloaked in a purple robe with a metallic mask, examines a small, intricate device.
Captain Righteous: Come Sebastian, it is time for your community service.
Panel 2
A dynamic panel with a yellow and black striped background. Large, bold, yellow and black text reads 'POOP POOP' diagonally across the panel, accompanied by small horn-like shapes.
Panel 3
In the foreground, the back of Doctor Entropy's purple hooded figure is visible. Behind them, Sebastian, now muscular and glowing with a yellow aura, grins wildly. He holds a tiny, shrunken Captain Righteous in one hand, who looks alarmed and floats helplessly.
Sebastian: Oh, community service is on!
Captain Righteous: Um, let's not do anything too rash...
Panel 4
Doctor Entropy, in a purple robe and metallic mask, gestures with their hand, speaking to Sebastian and Captain Righteous. Sebastian, still muscular, carries a shrunken Captain Righteous as he walks through a doorway. Captain Righteous looks up, confused. The bottom of the panel includes creator credits: Mark C. Frankel - Alex Sapountzis.
Sebastian: ...and then you’re going to catwart Snards and Schmooglian with your bare hands until you’re Smoopled.
Sebastian: If you complain once, you’ll start all over.
Doctor Entropy: Eh, I can let him have this one for a bit.
Doctor Entropy: And what the heck is a snard?