The plumage don’t enter into it.
He wouldn’t voom if you put 30,000 volts into him. He’s stone dead!
-Alex “Sings in the choir invisible”
In case you’ve never seen it and are missing Alex’s reference, enjoy the video below.
Mark “Pining for the fjords”
Monty Python’s Dead Parrot Sketch
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Panel 1
Doctor Order, in dark blue and gold armor and cloak, holds up a smartphone in her left hand and points at it with her right. She looks at Doctor Entropy, who stands to her right in a purple cloak and silver armor. Doctor Entropy looks surprised, with her hands near her chest.
Doctor Order: Well, it looks like they found father alive after all.
Narrator: BOOP!
Doctor Entropy: Of course they did. Where was he this time?
Panel 2
Doctor Order stands with her arms crossed, looking annoyed. Doctor Entropy stands with her hands clasped in front of her, looking resigned.
Doctor Order: Where do you think?
Doctor Entropy: Ugh, Suzette's Farmstead, Winery and Pony Circus?
Panel 3
Doctor Order stands with her arms crossed. Doctor Entropy shrugs, holding her hands up in exasperation.
Doctor Order: Yep. She turned him into a stallion.
Doctor Entropy: I guess it's better than a rooster like last time.
Panel 4
Doctor Order and Doctor Entropy embrace in a hug. Doctor Entropy, in the foreground, has tears in her eyes. Doctor Order is seen partially from behind, hugging her sister tightly. The comic's title is at the top of the panel.
Narrator: The plumage don't enter into it.
Doctor Entropy: His plumage really did ruffle nicely though
Doctor Order: Goodbye sister. I guess you dodged another bullet. See you in a few more years.