He’s only mostly dead.
I believe we are all the heroes of our own villainy. Or something like that. Let’s just not examine it to closely, shall we?
-Mark “Villain Extraordinaire”
Week two of self-imposed-exile is underway. My beard is looking particularly mangy.
-Alex “The Count of Monte Crisco”
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Panel 1
A woman with blonde hair, wearing a purple hooded cloak and a metallic mask, sits at a table holding a glass of red wine. Her arms are crossed, and she looks to her left. Behind her, a blonde man in a green t-shirt and blue jeans stands at a kitchen sink, washing dishes.
Doctor Entropy: So you're not a villain at all, you're a hero? Is that why they let you live in Hero City?
Doctor Entropy: Shut up. And you missed a spot.
Panel 2
The scene now shows a second woman, with blonde hair, wearing a dark blue hooded cloak and a gold helmet and armour, sitting at the table next to the first woman. Both women face forward, looking somewhat annoyed. The blonde man continues to wash dishes in the background, looking over his shoulder towards the women.
Sebastian: So are you going to take over the family business now that your father has, you know…
Doctor Order: Died? Nah, he's died ten or twenty times now.
Panel 3
The three characters remain in the same positions. The woman in purple points a finger upwards, while the woman in blue holds her head with an exasperated expression. The blonde man is still washing dishes in the background. A narration box is at the top right of the panel.
Narrator: He's only mostly dead.
Doctor Entropy: This time is probably just another cry for help. Our mother can be brutal.
Doctor Order: And how.