Panel 1: Sebastian, a young man with blonde hair and a green t-shirt, stands in a doorway looking into a room. Cluck, a muscular man with dark hair and torn purple shorts, sits on a bed, hiding his face in his hands, looking distraught.Panel 2: Sebastian, holding a white mug, stands next to Cluck, who is now looking up with a distressed expression. They are still in the same room.Panel 3: Sebastian and Cluck walk away from the viewer down a gray hallway, seen from behind. Sebastian lifts one foot, seemingly having stubbed his toe. The comic title 'I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT' is visible at the top.

I Feel Like Chicken Tonight

That’s right, and now we bring you cannibalism! Is there anything we won’t do for you loyal readers here at Damn Heroes?!?!? Well, frankly yes, but I assure you it is only one thing and involves a corset, a length of garden hose and a full battery to a 1964 Dodge Dart Station Wagon. It is simply too horrible an act to speak, let alone put up on the safe confines of the Internet.

And so our brave Cluck continues his Odyssey in hopes of a to return to normalcy. I cannot guarantee a happy ending, but I assure you dear readers, an end is coming. Enjoy!

-Mark

BTW, I would have enjoyed watching Cluck shot out of a cannon holding glowing slime and eating poprocks too. Maybe we should have done that strip as well…

Dude, when was the Internet safe? Have you seen the insanity on certain web sites…like ours? -Alex

Mental note, don’t be facetious around Alex.

-Mark

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Panel 1

Sebastian, a young man with blonde hair and a green t-shirt, stands in a doorway looking into a room. Cluck, a muscular man with dark hair and torn purple shorts, sits on a bed, hiding his face in his hands, looking distraught.

Sebastian: So, I guess the Doc hasn't found a way to change you back into a chicken yet, huh?

Cluck: Nope

Panel 2

Sebastian, holding a white mug, stands next to Cluck, who is now looking up with a distressed expression. They are still in the same room.

Sebastian: Why are you out here then?

Cluck: I needed a break. He poked and prodded me all morning.

Cluck: Even shot me out of a cannon holding irradiated space slime and Pop Rocks.

Cluck: I think the last one was just to amuse him.

Panel 3

Sebastian and Cluck walk away from the viewer down a gray hallway, seen from behind. Sebastian lifts one foot, seemingly having stubbed his toe. The comic title 'I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT' is visible at the top.

Sebastian: Sorry to hear.

Sebastian: It's lunchtime, you hungry?

Cluck: Yeah. I've got this odd craving for Chicken Marsala

Sebastian: Ouch!