Happy Thanksgiving from Damn Heroes
The comic strip: Happy Thanksgiving from Damn Heroes
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One-shots, holidays, and specials that don't fit the main saga. From April Fools pranks to Christmas chaos, these standalone strips keep the absurdity going year-round.
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The comic strip: Happy Thanksgiving from Damn Heroes
The comic strip: Twas One of Those Nights
The comic strip: Out With the Old
The comic strip: I'm Gonna Hug Him, and Squeeze Him, and Call Him George
A poorly drawn strip featuring unicorns fighting, parodying bad art and Dumbo's Pink Elephants.
A patriotic homage to the Spirit of '76, featuring Captain Righteous and Sebastian in a historical celebration.
The comic strip: High in Fiber
The comic strip: You're Supposed to say `Who's There`
The comic strip: Don’t Try This At Home
The comic strip: Merry Christmas, you filthy animal
A stick figure comic warns about not trusting the internet, in a meta April Fools joke.
The comic strip: Know When to Fold 'Em
The comic strip: Sucks To Be You
The comic strip: I Didn't Get A Harrumph From That Guy!
The comic strip: Game Over, Man! Game Over!
The comic strip: No Paddle For You
The comic strip: Don't Try This At Home, Kids!
The comic strip: I Was Vengeance Before It Was Cool
The comic strip: Happy Thanksblackcybershopgiving Day!
The comic strip: Entropy Bless Us Everyone
The comic strip: Happy Premature Celebration for 2015
The comic strip: Captain Lonely Hearts
The comic strip: Live Long and Prosper
An ancient April Fools joke from 10,000 BC, featuring early superheroes and villains.
Who doesn't like a good time travel joke, right?
Decided to do something different with this one.
Not sure why, but I've been wanting to watch Godzilla and Pacific Rim again.
It's been a busy week for the whole crew.
Still no hover boards?
Trick or …
Be thankful. It could always be worse.
Deck the Halls
Swipe Left Young Man
Want some cheese with that whine?
Just a pinch…
Love me as though there were no tomorrow
Worst part of waking up
Never Miss a Day
A humorous take on 4/20, featuring a distracted fan of Stone brewery IPA.
Oathbreaker
Side effects include
Where there’s a whig, there’s a way
And On Your Right, Yet Another Seattle Burnt Coffee Shop
Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls
Nothing wrong with a bit of bribery between friends
Pumpkins sing carols in a Halloween twist on Christmas traditions.
Actually, they’re kinda bland till you scoop sugar on ’em.
In Hero City, Turkeys Eat You!
Only yourselves to blame
Splitter!
At least you don’t handle his “delicates”
No More Reindeer Games
Tempus Fugit
A Day Late and a Dollar Short
National Hangover Day, Part 2
Need a little pick me up
Superheroing ain’t easy
I’ll packa your bags for your trip.
The Adventures of The Possum!
The Adventures of The Cockroach
A Star Wars pun-filled strip where the punishment awakens in a galaxy far, far away.
Celebrating Independence Day with grilling and beer in Hero City.
Superheroes need suits for merchandising purposes.
San Diego Comic-Con is finally here! We’ve done a ton of preparation for the show and are incredibly excited to be there this year. If you are going, you can find us in Small Press, booth Q-13. We have three new books and lots of other goodies. Hope you swing by and say hello!
Had a blast at San Diego Comic Con. Thanks to everyone who stopped by our booth and checked us out. Mark and I had a great time and we’re already thinking about next year. Next up is Boston Comic Con.
If you are in New York City this Saturday, Alex and James will be at Carmine Street Comics with plenty of comics, books and artwork. It would be awesome if you could drop by and harass and poke fun at say hello to them.
We will be at Boston Comic Con this weekend! You can find us on an end cap, booth PR2 near the front of the convention center. We have 3 new books that we recently debuted at San Diego Comic Con. If you swing by and say 'bird’s the word,' we might just have something for you. Hope to see you there!
We just got back from Boston Comic Con, but are ready for another awesome con this weekend! You can find us in [Brooklyn at FlameCon](https://waywardraven.com/archive/2017/8/15/no-con-til-brooklyn) with our favorite creator, James B. Emmett. Hope you drop by table 27 and say hello! -Mark "Boy are my arms tired" What I want to know is are the piranhas flying, or is the cage flying? -Alex "Very specific on grammar and syntax" Both! I thought everyone knew that. Don’t you have flying piranhas? Mine even have little eye-patches. -Mark "So bad even my pets are villains"
I enjoy Arrow, but it feels like he eventually reveals himself to everyone. In fact, a lot of superhero shows/movies feel the same way. Why even bother with a secret identity? If I ever get superpowers, I’m just going to claim them from the beginning. -Mark “Superpowers Would Probably Just Make Me A Villain” You think I can’t recognize you because I can’t see your cheekbones? Seriously, best scene in any superhero movie, hands down. Can’t say the same about the rest of the film. -Alex “Clark Kent Ain’t Got Shit On ME”
I’ve been saying this all season, but I’ve literally been waiting twenty god-damned years for the current story of Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire for my book nerds) to unfold. I’m not just one of those insufferable book readers who’ll chew your ear off about how bad ass Strong Belwas is and how he should have been on the show or how I wish I got to see Lady Stoneheart on screen. I’ve been reading the books SINCE THEY CAME OUT. I’ve been buying every book in hard cover, since 1996! I remember telling people about how cool this series was way back when and getting weird looks or comments like “I guess it’s cool, but I don’t like swords and sorcery.” Still, I’m not one of those fans who gets mad at GRRM for taking his time with the books. I am a little upset at how the first three books came out within a few years of each other, but as the series progressed the duration between each novel grew longer…and longer…and longer… GRRM should take his time and finish the series properly. But if that inbred, son of a aurochs cops out and submits a piss pour book… -Alex “The Doom of Valyria” Ugh, I was going to try to write something about this week’s strip, but Alex went and took up all the space with his nerd rage. As a writer, I found myself having to go ahead and edit his rant lest it go out in its pure form. Your welcome. -Mark “I’m sick of waiting the books too, but you don’t hear me complain about it”
A comic strip satirizing the disappointment of movie reboots and remakes.
Captain Righteous stoically endures a sudden pile of wet leaves dumped on him while raking, showcasing his unflappable nature in a humorous, dialogue-free strip.
Captain Righteous deals with the aftermath of Halloween and the early arrival of Christmas decorations, highlighting the annoyance of holiday transitions.
A Thanksgiving-themed strip showing a turkey that looks 'gamey,' accompanied by humorous commentary on holiday chaos and wild conspiracy theories about pardoned turkeys.
A holiday-themed strip about last-minute shopping for toys like Fingerlings, with commentary on affordability and humorous musical discoveries.
A Christmas strip depicting Dr. Entropy attempting to return Sebastian to Santa, with commentary on holiday returns and New Year wishes.
A New Year's strip illustrating reckless driving, accompanied by commentary on the new year and a preference for public transit.
The strip portrays the struggle of creative block, with commentary on the difficulties of idea generation and artistic challenges.
The strip illustrates sadness over discount Valentines, with commentary on the appeal of savings over romantic gestures.
The strip poses philosophical questions about tomorrow, with commentary including a video link and references to driving.
The strip depicts relief from misery, with commentary on a disappointing snowstorm and widespread closures.
The strip features whining about curling, with commentary on the sport's appeal during the Olympics and uniform critiques.
The strip features driving-related puns, with commentary on music references and announcements for upcoming conventions.
The strip depicts starting from the bottom, with commentary on a green suit and humorous cosplay suggestions.
The strip portrays poor customer service, with commentary on a brief and unsuccessful stint in a call center job.
The strip illustrates lighting up life, with commentary on an upcoming convention and humorous reactions to creative ideas.
The strip humorously addresses April blizzards, with commentary on weather control devices and exasperation over prolonged winter.
The strip depicts a foul job, with commentary on Sebastian's superhero dreams and promotion for an upcoming convention.
The strip illustrates losing a tip, with commentary on private jokes among collaborators and a tale of bad service.
Make sure to be safe this Fourth of July. Don’t get yourself blowed up.
The oddest thing about seeing this strip come to life isn’t the multitude of Sebastian clones, it is the fact that the guy selling them also looks like a Sebastian clone. It makes me feel like he has been doing experiments that revolve around a his own DNA, late night Cinemax and a tube sock.
We will be at Fan Expo Boston (formerly Boston Comic Con) this weekend. Hope you’ll swing by and see us in Artist Alley, booth PR2. You can’t miss us, we’re the guys with the free beer and the goofy looks on the end cap. See you then!
Who wants a free ticket to Inbeon Con on Long Island on August 25th? We will be there and are giving 10 tickets away! If you drop by the table, you might be able to pick up some other cool free stuff from us. You can see all the details on the Wayward Raven site. Hope you drop by and say hello!
We will be at Inbeon Con on this Saturday (8/25). I’m not sure what our table number will be, but it promises to be a nice local show at Hofsta on Long Island. We still have a few free tickets for anybody who shares some of our stuff on their social media. Just share it and tag us, that’s all you have to do. Hope to see you there!
No joke, this strip was probably based on 90% of my interactions with Mark.
For the record, I didn’t come up with the title (Alex did). I think this strip is the perfect compliment to last week’s where everyone thinks they can be an art critic. Alex and I don’t always agree, but we usually have a pretty good discussion and come to a consensus. Sometimes he has to wear the pretty princess hat. Nonetheless, anyone who tells you writing is easy hasn’t done it.
Hope you have a safe and frightful All Hallow’s Eve!
It is a rare occurrence that I am at a loss for words. All the characters, worlds, stories that Stan Lee created mean a lot to me. I’m not really sure that I can express that adequately here, or perhaps anywhere. As a kid reading those tales I was sucked in instantaneously. Here were characters like me, folks who wanted to do right, but never quite had the fairy tale ending. They had flaws like I do and fought every day to overcome or to come to terms with those challenges.
Sometimes when you’re given an invitation to dinner, you should check if you’re a guest or the main course.
I wonder what he’s putting in the tea to make it splat?
We’ll be selling Dr Entropy’s Bodacious Beard Balm in the shop for those of you who need a little help. We are not responsible for anything you might grow on your palms, accidentally get in your eyes or any other sensitive areas. Please always beard responsibly.
True story. Mark sleeps with the same night mask.
Slow week leading up to the holidays. Can’t say I blame Sebastian for getting in some screen time.
Merry belated Christmas to you all! Hope you got everything you asked for from Kris Kringle and didn’t eat too much figgy pudding. See you in the new year!
Happy New Years! Yes, I know I’m a day late. Let’s just say my recovery periods take much longer than they have in the past. Now go grab yourself another cup of coffee and get to work!
The strip illustrates the early celebration of Valentine's Day with a Lovecraftian twist, featuring commentary on avoiding romantic obligations.
Pretty sure we all work/know/live with someone like this. Use logic, they hate that.
I understand there is a warrant out for him in North Dakota too. Better call those folks back with lawyer money right quick.
If your first date was with your sister, you might be a Targaryen…. – Alex “Will never be royalty”
You’re not my supervisor! – Alex “He’s such a Tunt”
It was Alex’s idea to call him Wind Breaker. I think he has experience in this matter… – Mark “Neither smelt it nor dealt it”
True story – at one point I interviewed Alex for a job. And I hired him. Oh, if I only knew then what I know now… Mark “First time shame on me”
I was just at Jury Duty. They let you bring your laptop now, so I couldn’t even use it as an excuse not to work. Sigh. Just a quick note to all our NYCC fans (I can’t believe it is only two weeks away!) – we have moved locations this year. We will be at **booth 1070** on the show floor. Looking forward to seeing you all again soon! -Mark “Full of doody”
NYCC is coming up next week, we will be at **booth 1070** on the show floor. As he does around this time of year, Josh has [**written a brief guide**](https://waywardraven.com/archive/2019/9/24/nycc-tips-and-treats) for you NYCC newbies. Enjoy! -Mark “Spreadin’ the news”
Woo-hoo! NYCC starts tomorrow! It literally feels like a year since we’ve done our favorite local con (sorry, horrible joke. I couldn’t resist though). We’ve moved locations, this year you’ll be able to find us far more easily at [**booth 1070 on the show floor.**](https://waywardraven.com/archive/2019/9/24/nycc-tips-and-treats) Bigger space, more visibility. Naturally, we’ve got more goodies too. Hope you stop by and say hello! -Mark “Hoping the Big Apple doesn’t bite back.”
Alex and Mark discuss their musical preferences, with Alex favoring classic bands and Mark preferring Transformers.
A comic referencing a new favorite band discovered at Rhode Island Comic Con.
A comic complaining about early Christmas decorations and car commercials.
A Thanksgiving comic wishing happy holidays and joking about commercialism and Santa.
Mark and Alex discuss made-up TV shows and personal hygiene habits.
Alex discusses the motivations behind creating comics and attending conventions.
A humorous strip about eating chili, with commentary from the creators about the inspiration.
A holiday-themed strip with commentary from the creators wishing happy holidays.
Happy New Year from the creators, hoping 2020 doesn't suck, with humorous commentary.
A humorous take on the dangers of shared household plumbing.
A comic about the necessity of coffee in the morning.
April Fools wishes with socially distant humor.
Commentary on the challenges of fan art versus original characters.
Commentary on Kickstarter deadline and importance of wearing masks.
Commentary on Zoom etiquette and humorous meeting mishaps.
Commentary on Sebastian's distorted appearance and art references.
Commentary on delivery jobs and humorous takes on hell.
Commentary on Christmas wishes and invitation to podcast.
Commentary on the end of 2020 and hopes for a better 2021.
St. Patrick's Day greetings and promotion of Sebastian Bonet's work.
Commentary on Captain Heinous and coffee-related puns.
Commentary on driving mishaps and reference to an old comic.
Commentary on simple ideas and sarcastic responses.
Commentary on office memos and Office Space references.
Commentary on telemarketing calls from outer space.
Commentary on the 404th strip and personal milestones.
Commentary on childhood chemistry experiments and puns.
Commentary on preferences between zombies and werewolves.
Short commentary on Loki's glorious purpose.
Commentary on overeating and Monty Python reference.
Short commentary on Netflix and chill.
Commentary on beta features and maintaining a schedule.
Commentary on the philosophical nature of comics and reality.
And then we get Mariah!
The comic strip: Am I supposed to be punishing myself?
The comic strip: Like, Take a Chill Pill
What's worse than naughty?
Seriously. When will this end?
The comic strip: Same Crap, Different Year
I honestly really enjoy spam musubi. -Alex “Itadakimasu!” Ahem. -Mark “Spam…wonderful Spam!”
Let’s face it, villains are waaaaaaaaay cooler than heroes. I feel like you could spin a “wheel of villains” and every time it landed on a spot, they would be good for some kind of cooking show, morning talk show, podcast, whatever. They’d probably have some kind of crazy mom following too. I just don’t see anyone sitting down for Tea Time with Captain Righteous. -Mark “Always Team Villain” I think any cooking show led by a dude named Captain Heinous is gonna have a serious branding issue. -Alex “Doesn’t get the joke” You mean like Dave’s Killer Bread? Mark “Would totally watch Dave’s Killer Cooking Show, just not for the recipes”
Just like Olaf, but worse! It can always get worse… -Mark “Waiting for own personal thundershower” This is kinda what every day feels like… -Alex “Grand Marshall of the Black Parade” For reference:
How many deaths can one villain fake? Find out next time on Damn Heroes! -Mark “Using best over-the-top Narrator voice” “When filing for deductions as a villain, please be sure to check your local and state laws for statutes of limitations on doomsday devices and be sure to itemize wear and tear expenses on any clones, evil or only slightly malign” -Alex “The Brotherhood of Vile CPAs”
What day is it?
The comic strip: You don’t have to go home, but…
The comic strip: Underwear Goes Inside The Pants Policy
The comic strip: As Seen on TV
The comic strip: Kickstart My Heart