Hold Onto Your Butts
San Diego Comic-Con is finally here! We’ve done a ton of preparation for the show and are incredibly excited to be there this year. If you are going, you can find us in Small Press, booth Q-13. We have three new books and lots of other goodies. Hope you swing by and say hello!
-Mark “Stoked for Christmas in July”
As a kid, I used to think cigarette butts on the beach were some sort of sponge that washed up on the shore. Until I found a Marlboro Sponge.
-Alex “The Beach Bum”
No, Aquaman just has a habit he doesn’t share with the rest of the Justice League. Not sure how he keeps them lit under the sea though…
-Mark “Underwater Basket-weaving Expert”
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Panel 1
Captain Righteous watches Sebastian in an orange prison jumpsuit cleaning trash up on a beach. Sebastian uses a grabber tool to pick up trash and deposits it into a black garbage bag. The ocean with blue waves is in the background.
Panel 2
A close-up view of the two characters. Sebastian looks surprised, holding up a lit cigarette butt with his grabber tool, with a wisp of smoke rising from it. Captain Righteous, arms crossed, looks serious.
Sebastian: Yuck a cigarette, I think it's still lit.
Captain Righteous: Looks like one of The Typhoon's.
Panel 3
Captain Righteous points over his shoulder at a massive, towering pile of cigarette butts on the sand. Sebastian stares at the enormous pile with wide, shocked eyes, still holding the grabber with the single lit cigarette. Captain Righteous watches him with a slight smirk, arms crossed.
Captain Righteous: Wait until you get to the rest of them.