Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?

Want to read this on paper? Buy the damn book.

Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?

We here at Damn Heroes are nuts about Halloween. See what I did there?

By the way, this is happening. Stay tuned to our Instagram for more…

– Alex “The Blockhead”

You will get no argument from me, you are a blockhead. Happy Halloween everybody! Make sure you have plenty of rocks, just in case Alex shows up at your door for “tricks or treats.”

-Mark “The Flying Ace”