Guess who’s coming to dinner?

Want to read this on paper? Buy the damn book.

Guess who’s coming to dinner?

Sometimes when you’re given an invitation to dinner, you should check if you’re a guest or the main course.

-Alex “It’s a cookbook!”

I completely forgot about this Simpson’s episode until this morning. Still makes me laugh. Happy Thanksgiving from the turkeys at Damn Heroes!

-Mark “Making Cyroc the Preparer cry again”