Thanksgiving: The Holiday Menace

Happy Thanksgiving to you all! We hope you have a wonderful holiday with friends and family and can have at least one day of tuning out all the upcoming commercialism.

I mean, unless, you know, you want to buy some Damn Heroes stuff or something… Sorry, too soon? My bad.

-Mark “Last in line for the Black Friday deals”

For me, the War on Christmas is a real thing. Santa better stop encroaching on my stuffing and mac & cheese.
-Alex “One yam short of a pie”