Wake me up when December ends.

Seriously, can we keep the Christmas decorations in the closet until AFTER Black Friday?
-Alex “The Grumbug”

And no (insert name of car company here), I’m not buying an automobile for Christmas. For myself or anyone else. Now or ever. I hate your commercials, please desist.

Meh, I’ll be at Franquel’s.

-Mark “Beer me. Again. And Again.”