Elaine’s Revenge
My knowledge of Australia is sadly limited to Fosters Beer, Crocodile Dundee and a reference to a 90’s sitcom that’s in poor taste.
-Alex “Come at me, Mate!”
Regarding Australia and to badly paraphrase The Lego Movie, “everything is poison!”
-Mark “Knows even less about the upside-down continent”
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Panel 1
In a dimly lit library filled with tall bookshelves, a large, muscular green duck-like character wearing a brown hat and an open beige shirt looks surprised, with its tongue sticking out. One foot is shown making a 'CREEEEEEAK...' sound, indicating it's moving stealthily.
Cluck: Have to be quiet...
Cluck: My journal has to be in here somewhere.
Panel 2
A close-up view of a dark desk with stacks of books, illuminated by a small yellow lamp. A large green hand, belonging to Cluck, grasps a purple book titled 'CLUCK! DIARY' with a gold padlock on its cover.
Cluck: Eureka!
Panel 3
Cluck, appearing startled and slightly guilty, stands with his back mostly to the viewer, facing a brightly lit doorway. In the doorway stand three characters: a stylish, pink-afroed female duck-like character in an orange outfit, flanked by two muscular male fox-like henchmen with bared chests and brown vests. The female character points accusingly at Cluck.
Darlene: You're stealing from me!
Dingo: Grrrrr!
Cluck: Well, technically it is my journal.
Panel 4
The scene continues from panel 3. Darlene aggressively gestures towards Cluck, who appears dejected. The two dingos stand ready to act. The title 'Elaine's Revenge' is visible at the top of the panel.
Darlene: Dingos, eat him!
Dingus: Oh baby!
Cluck: Too soon, man. Too soon.