Crikey what a drongo
He should have tried tossing vegemite or a didgeridoo. Maybe they would have chased that instead.
-Mark “Still thinks dingos are just Australian dogs”
“My whole understanding of Australia has come from Paul Hogan, Chris Hemsworth and the Tasmania cartoon. This makes me an expert”
-Alex “Australian for Putz”
Fun fact, the voice of Taz in this cartoon is also the voice of Winnie the Pooh and Darkwing Duck. You’re welcome.
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Panel 1
Three anthropomorphic characters are in a room with light brown walls and a green floor. On the right, a large, green muscled chicken wearing a green fedora and a tan trench coat is seen from behind, showing a prominent clawed hand. Facing them are two muscular, shirtless, orange-furred dingoes wearing cowboy hats, and a smaller pink-furred dingo with a white top and orange pants, wearing sunglasses. A window on the right wall shows a crescent moon.
Dingo: I've been craving chicken soup.
Dingus: Only if you put the feet in it this time.
Cluck: Settle down fellahs, I kind of like my feet attached.
Panel 2
A close-up shot showing a green clawed hand, belonging to the large character from the previous panel, reaching towards a tennis ball. The background is bright yellow with black diagonal lines, creating a sense of dynamic movement.
Cluck: Fetch!
Panel 3
Cluck, a large green muscled chicken with a beak, green fedora, tan trench coat, and purple pants, now faces forward. They look down at a green tennis ball bouncing on the floor. The two muscular dingoes and the smaller pink-furred dingo with sunglasses stand to the right, looking at Cluck with expressions of annoyance.
Dingo: A ball? Seriously? That's your plan?
Dingus: How... insulting!
Dingus: What are we, dogs?
Panel 4
Cluck stands on the left, looking forward with a slight smile. The two dingoes stand closer to a door on the right, one with an arm around the other, both appearing unhappy. The pink-furred dingo stands between Cluck and the dingoes, looking annoyed and addressing Cluck.
Dingo: I just don't understand why everyone thinks we're Australian dogs.
Dingus: It's okay, it's okay. You and I know the truth.
Darlene: Thanks a lot! Now I'm going to have to spend days listening to them whine.