A Snowballs Chance?

Happy Day After Halloween – time to clean up wrappers and smashed pumpkin guts off the lawn and start buying things for Christmas! Ugh, I’m going back to bed. Wake me up in January.

-Mark “Grinch-in-Training”

When I start seeing Christmas decorations up in October, I want to just start tossing eggs and lighting things on fire.

-Alex “Do not tread on my Samhain”

Easy, Lee Harvey…

-Mark “Hiding all the matches and lighters”