Be sure to file in triplicate

How many deaths can one villain fake? Find out next time on Damn Heroes!

-Mark “Using best over-the-top Narrator voice”

“When filing for deductions as a villain, please be sure to check your local and state laws for statutes of limitations on doomsday devices and be sure to itemize wear and tear expenses on any clones, evil or only slightly malign”
-Alex “The Brotherhood of Vile CPAs”