And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

This is completely true, except it was steak. And probably bacon. And mashed potatoes. And…excuse me, I’m hungry now. Er, I mean, I need to go write another strip.

-Mark “Now where the heck are my grillin’ tongs?”

I couldn’t eat another bite. Bugger off.
-Alex “The lunchbox”