I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

I got up at 4:30 AM this morning. This is my life right now.

Mark “Shhhhhhhh”

I personally can’t start my day without a hoggle of coffee
-Alex “Wouldn’t have spent that year in college, if it wasn’t for his horse”

I said “Shhhhh!”

Mark “Shhhhhhh”