Those marvelous scammers sure scammed us, huh?

I understand there is a warrant out for him in North Dakota too. Better call those folks back with lawyer money right quick.

Mark “Not legal your counsel”

I don’t know what everyone keeps going on about. I’m thankful to know that the IRS cares enough to call me and help settle this over the phone. I just wish they weren’t so pushy about asking me for all this information.

-Alex “Got a great deal on a bridge, too”