Not responsible for hair in awkward places.

We’ll be selling Dr Entropy’s Bodacious Beard Balm in the shop for those of you who need a little help. We are not responsible for anything you might grow on your palms, accidentally get in your eyes or any other sensitive areas. Please always beard responsibly.

Mark “Who broke my razor?”

As long as he’s not going to start dancing on vans…

-Alex “The Lone Lobo”