In Hero City, the Dogs Grill You

Happy Independence Day! Okay, okay, Happy One Day After Independence Day! So we’re a little late? Big deal. Why can’t we celebrate with beer and fireworks everyday? Now you’ll excuse me as I go look for something to affix to this bottle rocket.

Mark “Oooh, pretty colors!”

That’s one spicy brat!

-Alex “Been hitting the beer way too early”