Don’t Try This At Home

Contrary to what Sebastian said, we don’t have lawyers yet. I’m starting to think we should get some. I mean, I have people I can call, you know, from that incident back in 2006, but…well, I’ve just said too much. Enjoy the strip.

-Mark

I refuse to be held responsible if anyone actually tries this, but if they do, please let me know how they managed to get their hands on medieval siege weapons in this day and age. Come to think of it, probably at Costco.

-Alex

Costco is for sissies. This is clearly a Walmart initiative.

-Mark

BTW, I like how our buddy The Bartender is going to be flung upside-down. I guess we should just be satisfied he isn’t mooning us.