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To The Moon!
I thought this title was about my stocks. Boy, am I disappointed.
-Mark “Mooning over the market”
“If I had a dollar for every time I’ve faked my own death to get out of a conversation…”
-Bruce Wayne “Not Alex”
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Panel 1
Sebastian, a young man with blonde hair and a green t-shirt, stands in a room with shelves filled with various unusual items like beakers, bottles, a pig bank, and a banana sculpture. He looks towards Doctor Entropy, who wears a purple hooded cloak and metallic armor, holding a skull and pointing towards a green basket containing a brain.
Sebastian: So how exactly are you planning to fake your death?
Doctor Entropy: Our deaths, Sebastian. Our deaths.
Panel 2
Sebastian looks surprised, his mouth slightly open and a hand raised in confusion. Doctor Entropy stands with a thoughtful expression, her hand to her chin, in the same room filled with shelves of peculiar objects.
Sebastian: Uh, okaaaaay.
Sebastian: Our deaths?
Doctor Entropy: It will have to be something fantastic. No one would believe my demise is due to something mundane.
Panel 3
The scene shifts to an outdoor setting with green grass and a small blue pond. Sebastian is tied to the side of a large white and red rocket, looking horrified. Doctor Entropy stands calmly by the edge of the pond, looking towards the rocket.
Sebastian: I thought we were faking our deaths! Why am I tied up here?
Doctor Entropy: For realism. Don't worry, it will eject you at 100 feet. Just land in the pond.
Sebastian: WHAT!?
Panel 4
The rocket launches into a dark, starry sky, leaving a bright yellow and white exhaust trail. Doctor Entropy remains standing beside the blue pond, watching the rocket ascend into the distance.
Doctor Entropy: Hmm, or maybe 10,000. Whatever.