Want to read this on paper? Buy the damn book.
Head over heels for his art.
We will be at Rhode Island Comic-Con this weekend! Hope you swing by and say hello. As always, anyone who tells us “bird’s the word” wins a special prize. See you there!
-Mark “Complete Birdbrain”
No joke, Mark types weird.
-Alex “Home Row King”
I use my toes mostly.
-Mark “Apefeet”
Show dialogue
Panel 1
A person wearing a blue luchador mask and a black t-shirt is hunched over a laptop on a grey table against a dark red background. Their hands are gnarled and tense, fingers outstretched in a pained way, suggesting discomfort while typing. Sound effects 'TAP TAP TAP TAP' are shown near their hands.
Panel 2
The masked person, Mark, is still hunched over the laptop. Behind him, a woman with red, curly hair, wearing a light blue trench coat and red gloves, stands angrily, pointing a finger at Mark.
Narrator: And for goodness sake, sit up straight! How can you expect to write interesting things if you slouch so much?
Mark: I'm comfortable this way!
Mark: I'm not! I've got cramps.
Panel 3
The scene expands to show Mark, now in blue jeans, and the red-haired woman. Next to Mark, an easel displays a detailed fantasy drawing. Sebastian, a young man with blonde hair and an orange jumpsuit, hangs upside down from the ceiling by his feet, with a paintbrush taped to his hand, seemingly painting the artwork.
Narrator: Head over heels for his art.
Mark: Actually, it's just one really big cramp now.
Narrator: Quiet you! Great artists challenge themselves.
Mark: What happens when he has to pee?