Well that escalated QUICKLY

After he slipped on (and broke) a beaker of acid, burning his feet, sending him head first into said bear trap and then down a steep mountainside to be met by the giant, mutated bear the trap was intended to capture. Who eats him. Thoroughly.

No biggie.

-Mark “Proving it could always get worse”

Not gonna lie, as gruesome as that would be, I wouldn’t mind seeing Captain Righteous take a bear trap to the face.
-Alex “Tired of these Damn Heroes”