Hold on a minute…

Writer’s block is a very serious condition. Over a million writers a day silently suffer from this terrible affliction. But for the price of a single bottle of bourbon, you can help these pathetic creatures GET BACK TO @$#ING WORK!
-Alex “Needs something to do”

Meh, bourbon is for small blocks. Tequila is for the truly nasty ones.

-Mark “And don’t even get me started on Everclear…”