Mouth for What?

I need an eraser. Not to fix my physical appearance so much as for dumb stuff I’ve done and said (although the former could be useful too). Maybe that can be the title of our next project – “Eraser Time Machine.”

-Mark “Overthinking things again”

Sometimes I wish I could do this to people in real life. Particularly talking heads on TV.
-Alex “Grumpy Gus”