Do your ears hang low?

I want super-hearing, but that is definitely not the way I want to get it.

Mark “What?”

Do your ears hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow?
-Alex “Is ignoring the obvious oomox reference”

Yes. Ears. That’s how that song goes.

-Mark “Only knows the vulgar versions”