Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger…

Friendship is magic. Freeloaders who live in your house and act as de facto minions are less magical. They also usually say “I told you so,” albeit quietly so as not to get zapped by your disintegration ray.

-Mark “Moving on to Plan B”

Me thinks this horse is more Greek than Trojan.

-Alex “The Tradesman’s Entrance”

It has a ruined economy? Seems like a funny conclusion to draw about a giant horse from four panels.

Mark “Yes, I saw the last panel”