That’s the Power of Pine-Sol, Baby!

I won’t lie, I’ve always wanted to try taking a floor waxer for a spin.

– Alex “Waxes off more than on”

In your case, it would probably make you dizzy. Observe:

https://youtu.be/eCXRSdzFdkU?si=s4IV-tORvlETw98L

Mark “I’ll stick to the riding mowers thanks”