Hum a Few Bars

I think the most Heinous thing about the Captain may be his choice of tights. My theory is that the opposite generator was drinking cream soda or orange crush mixed with cyanide when he was spewed out into the world. Either that or it has a sense of humor. The shock probably made his hair white too. I will say, the handlebar mustache IS a nice touch. Kudos on your colorblindness Alex!

-Mark

Well, the script does make me want to take a cheese grater to my eyes Mark.