Do Not Pass “Go”

I just read a brief history of Monopoly on Wikipedia because I was curious where the evil comes from. Long have I suspected a cadre of supervillians created the game in an evil attempt to spread heart disease, acne and possibly gingivitis. Wikipedia states that it was based on a game by a woman trying to explain an evil tax theory. Seeing the sheer destruction that the game causes (broken homes, spilled drinks, the list goes on), that’s close enough for me.

-Mark

There’s been many times I’ve played a board game and wanted to just toss it over. It’s the board game equivalent of dropping your mic.

-Alex